Ignite Me

Waste of time.

Waste of time.

FAIL. Need I say more?

I mean, the only reason why you’d pick this book up in the first place is to see exactly who Juliette finally ends up with, and that’s made obvious from the very beginning. For Adam fans, rejoice in the fact that he lives; as for those rooting for Warner, be aware that he is completely unmanned and turns into a pathetic creature, lacking all the ambition and vitality that intrigued us in the first place.

In fact, in the first part of the book, all Warner’s crimes are reviewed and he gets to explain just how misunderstood he was.  Indeed, we see that he was not a criminal at all, but a poor, desperate boy in love with Juliette and doing his best to rid the world of his father.

Please excuse me while I get sick.

After a tedious amount of drama on all fronts, the book finally concludes with Juliette becoming the ruler of the world.

Thank God this is just fiction.


Camelot Burning


Arthurian steam-punk


Arthurian steam-punk? A definite no, I thought, until I read the first sentences:

“When a mechanical falcon takes flight from Merlin’s tower, it means the sorcerer is bored or drunk on absinthe.

I wonder if anyone else in Camelot stargazes enough to know this.”

Which left me feeling both amused and wistful at the same time.

Now, I haven’t read Arthurian stuff since I was a tumultuous teen who thrived on the pathos found in them, but this looks to be intriguingly different:

Seventeen-year-old Vivienne lives in a world of knights and ladies, corsets and absinthe, outlaw magic and alchemical machines.

By day, she is lady-in-waiting to the future queen of Camelot–Guinevere. By night, she secretly toils away in the clock tower as apprentice to Merlin, the infamous recovering magic addict.

Then she meets Marcus, below her in class, destined to become a knight, and just as forbidden as her apprenticeship with Merlin.

When Morgan le Fay, the king’s sorceress sister, declares war on Camelot, Merlin thinks they can create a metal beast powered by steam and alchemy to defeat her. But to save the kingdom, Vivienne will have to risk everything–her secret apprenticeship, her love for Marcus, and her own life.

Just picked up the book from the local bookstore!